Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Jailhouse Dick

Andy Dick was arrested and jailed this morning  for drugs and sexual battery of, uhhh, a young girl.  Apparently he pulled her top down exposing her boobies.  I guess he finally wanted to see what they look like.  The cops were called when someone complained of a drunk pissing outside a bar in the Inland Empire of Socal. What he was doing in the 909 is anyones guess.  Not so A-list anymore, eh Andy? I guess the "Newsradio" checks stopped coming.

This isn't Dick's first time in trouble.  Last year in Columbus, OH Dick pissed in public and was cited for it.  Clearly Dick likes to piss outside. I guess when you are wasted it's easier not to aim at a drain.  He was  also removed from "Jimmy Kimmel Live" after grabbing Ivanka Trump. Trying to overcompensate, Andy?   In 1999 he was arrested for drug possession after driving into a telephone pole.  He probably pissed outside there too.

I wonder if Promises has any vacancies.  Thanks for the mug shot Andy.


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